Joe Pesci sort of sells soulless, tacky Jersey Shore mansion for millions
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Have you ever wondered if, instead of blowing away, Tony Montana was selling used Chryslers?
Or what if the White House was in Atlantic City and the West Wing was made up of felt guys smoking menthols playing rudimentary card games?
Or if you bought a Barbie Dreamhouse, spray painted it white, to have Barbie throw all of Ken’s shit out the windows because he met his sister, Tammy, in Karma after a few Mind Erasers?
If any of these scenarios interest you, I’m sorry but you just missed your shot.
Joe Pesci, valued at an estimated $ 50 million, finally unloaded his disgusting and opulent Jersey Shore mansion he bought in 1994 for the paltry sum of $ 850,000 from a buyer who was presumably in pain for a while. of weakness.
The Oscar-winning actor sold the bay house for its initial listing price of $ 6.5 million after taking it off the market at least three times since 2019 due to weak demand.
Going through The voice of philly:
The 7,291 square foot home is described as a contemporary residence with an Art Deco design. The eight-bedroom, eight-bathroom mansion has a heated swimming pool and spa on a terrace that overlooks Barnegat Bay.
Inside, the house has an elevator, spiral staircase, and a spacious, open floor plan with large rooms and floor to ceiling windows. The upper level of the house has a private balcony off the master bedroom and an office.
Perhaps the most distinctive feature of the property is its home theater filled with memorabilia. The media room features posters and other memorabilia from some of Pesci’s most famous films, including a Lethal Weapon pinball machine.
This is the home you AirBNB for your college reunion when you’re 5 and have a little disposable income, but when you arrive you realize that the whole house is built from graham crackers and that someone died on the sofa in the basement. Helluva place to throw up and wake up with a sharpie forehead, I’m gonna give that to her.
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