33 Songs We Didn’t Expect To Tap This Year
It’s been another crazy year, and we have receipts. There were plenty of unusual animal stories, including a llama on the loose in Fairfax (2022’s foiled attempt to eclipse the runaway zebras of 2021?), a skinny dog convention at the beach, and this time a chicken ruffled a bunch of feathers at the Pentagon. There were also some bizarre real estate stories: the time the pirate ship houseboat went up for sale and then again when it was bought and turned into an Airbnb – although honestly this series had nothing on the house Fairfax of $800,000 who was accompanying one person. living in the basement. There was even a story that featured elements of real estate and animals – a $4 million mansion in Great Falls that hosted an open house with alpacas. And let’s not forget: James Madison’s flute-playing Lizzo, fake “friendly” Feds, a surprising celebrity cat, a penis playpen, elephant drama, and more. Join us on this strange walk down memory lane, huh?
Tim Kaine, Stuck on I-95 for 27 Hours, Finally Gets a Bowl of Pasta
And not just any pasta: Red Hen’s famous sausage rigatoni.
John Krasinski walks through the White House and bumps into Doug Emhoff
The Inside Story of the Pentagon Chicken Capture
This $800,000 house in Fairfax will go fast. He comes with a person in the basement.
Despite an “Ozark” scenario, there is already an offer, says the listing agent.
Fraternal parties, secret government jobs, an alleged porn shoot: Inside the wild Navy Yard suspects’ building
“You talk to people here, you’re like, ‘Hey, what do you do for a living?’ They’re like, ‘I work for the government.’ You just know not to follow.
This man went to a bachelor party. When he returned, his front door was painted like an old tin box.
An interview about Maryland pride and living with an extremely noisy door.
A former toxic waste dump in a DC red-light district is up for sale for $1.3 million
And it’s already under contract.
Fictional DMV Trucker Handsome Has Quite A Backstory
He’s a veteran, an organ donor, and possibly a squatter. No word on if he’s single.
Stragglers in trucking convoy get kicked out of racetrack, form new movement, visit National Mall, don’t return home
The People’s Convoy may have disbanded, but some of its members plan to stick around.
Don’t worry, it just SEEMS like DC is overrun with snakes
Experts say it’s just a typical slippery year.
This fancy caviar dish is served with bedazzled handcuffs
Pineapple & Pearls pays a naughty tribute to New York restaurant The Quilted Giraffe.
Around this time, Congressman Mark Pocan performed magic tricks for the Uzi-Toting guerrillas
“The guerrillas were great – they enjoyed that.”
This pirate ship houseboat on the North Col sells for $49,000
It comes with cannons, sirens and a creepy skeleton crew.
You can party with alpacas tonight at this Great Falls mansion’s open house
The house is listed for $4 million and has seven beds, space for 20 cars and a guest house.
Lorde’s gig happens long before Potomac’s confession
“We do not provide travel advice on individual locations in the United States,” the New Zealand Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade said. Washingtonian.
Unintended consequence of student loan forgiveness: This DC woman may have found a sugar daddy
Like all great love stories, it starts with a Twitter poll.
Before the drama “Don’t Worry, Darling”, there was the erotic drama Bigfoot
Olivia Wilde’s mother called her opponent a “bigfoot erotica devotee” while campaigning in Virginia.
Lauren Handy claims to have had 115 fetuses
Last week, DC police found five fetuses at the home of pro-life activist Lauren Handy. At a press conference on Tuesday, pro-life group Progressive Anti-Abortion Uprising claimed that figure was incomplete.
We are sorry to inform you that we have blogged live about the Queen’s funeral
“I can’t see the funeral anymore because there are so many TV reporters with big fuzzy microphones in the way.”
Yes, DC misspelled “Virginia Avenue”
Embarrassing, since Virginia is about a mile away.
Lizzo plays the Library of Congress Crystal Flute at the DC Show
“I just twerked and played James Madison’s crystal flute from the 1800s!”
Do you remember that pirate barge? It is now an Airbnb.
“We will always have a cool story about the time we bought a pirate ship,” says the new owner.
Yes, we live in a world where Beyonce could own Washington’s commanders
Husband Jay-Z has been touted as a potential new co-owner of the football team.
Today in Silver Line Discoveries: Brambleton’s “Penis Park”
An aerial view of Legacy Park leaves little to the imagination.
Meet Prince Snowflake, the region’s weirdest ‘celebrity cat’
Snowflake is a model, actor and magician. He invents his own tricks and can allegedly talk.
Nancy Pelosi: Please check out these DC Hot Dog spots
The politician recently divulged her favorite work lunch: hot dogs.
This gourmet restaurant is stalking your dog on Instagram
Michelin-starred Jônt customizes treats and toys for diners with pets.
What’s wrong with Brian Robinson’s big hat?
We just can’t ignore the Big Hat that was in the room, on top of the ball-carrying Commanders’ heads.
When 400 Greyhounds Congregate at the Beach, Things Go Wrong
Three wild days at a convention for beloved skinny dogs.
Washington’s new drama is here and it involves elephants
Will Dutch newcomers Trong Nhi and Nhi Linh mate with a much older dude from Miami and establish a matriarchal society?
‘Missing’ Fairfax Llama found its owner
Kolby the llama is home.
Florida man opens DC bar that looks like swimming pool
Royal Sands Social Club offers frozen cocktails and beach fare at Navy Yard.
Help, We Can’t Stop Watching TJ Oshie Drink From A Candlestick At Tom Wilson’s Wedding
A rum and coke in another glass wouldn’t do, we guess.
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