What could make Jason Momoa’s RV cost $750,000?

Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet announced their divorce earlier this month. I know you already knew that, though, because the skin on your face is completely raw in two perfectly blistered tear lines, and also you’re screaming. It’s okay – please calm down. Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet are fine. They still love each other. And according to Daily mail, Jason Momoa lives in his $750,000 RV, which is currently parked at a friend’s house in Los Angeles. And, you know…a $750,000 RV…that must be pretty cool, huh??

Ok, let’s see what this motorhome is. “Jason had his luxurious EarthRoamer XV-LTi 026 RV customized in 2018, complete with home away from home complete with Nespresso machine, induction cooktop and outdoor kitchen,” said the Daily mail said. Huh… so the fact that it has a stove and a Nespresso is what makes it cost $750,000? “There’s also a king size mattress, ideal for the 6ft 3in actor.”

Well… the Daily mail also quote an insider who said The sun that Momoa sleeps in the van rather than a hotel while he films away from home, “so he can be near the beach”. Alright I understand. But I guess “the beach” is not included in the cost of the motorhome. Is there anything else?

An article by MotorBiscuit about Jason Momoa’s $750,000 motorhome, it has “cedar-lined closets, dinettes, and reclining seats that convert to additional sleeping areas.” Well… what else? “It has a hidden safe and extra storage space.” (Okay…”more” compared to what, one wonders.) “This motorhome takes advantage of every space, too.” Good how. “For example, the passenger seat back becomes additional counter space and the pantry pulls out for access.”

Okay …

If I can be honest, I’m afraid Jason Momoa was tricked into buying a $750,000 motorhome because he had a Nespresso machine. Upgrades like that can really screw you up I think. Like when you see Aesop soap in an Airbnb listing and it’s like… damn this place must be fancy. But then it’s not really nice, and the soap in the bottle isn’t even Aesop? And it’s probably not even Mrs. Meyers? But I guess the Daily Mail also says that Jason Momoa has $14 million, so that’s ultimately Jason Momoa’s money to spend, and he should feel free to spend it on any kind of normal VR that he wants. Hope you like the van, Jason Momoa. Enjoy the Nespresso!

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